A List of all the Things that Didn't Kill Me

• ·      Birth

• ·      Grade school

• ·      Cicadas—ew!

• ·      BO

• ·      Embarrassment

• ·      HSA’s—>PSATS—> SATS (1 and 2)—>DATS’s (board exams and the evil monster that is the NERB)

• ·      Micro-aggressions

• ·      Weeping blondes and pointed fingers

• ·      Poor leadership

• ·      Bad advice

• ·      Heartbreak

• ·      Loss

• ·      Debt

• ·      Growing waistlines and shrinking wallets

• ·      Edges

• ·      MegaBus and all her evil sisters

• ·      The NY subway system

• ·      Homesickness

• ·      Loneliness

• ·      PMS

• ·      A talkative Uber driver

• ·      Inability to cope with my growing intolerance to lactose

• ·      An out-of-touch dental school dean

• ·      The loss of our heroes

• ·      Comparison